Mind of an almost 8 month old (Baby Observations)

  1. He put me in this car thing again, buckled me up, put something warm on me, and has that face like he’s ready to leave. Better poop.
  2. He just changed my diaper when he thought the farts were poops, and huffed that there was no poop. Just got a new diaper, my onesie’s snapped, my pants are on, I’m off the changing table…better poop!
  3. “No” must be those big people’s word for “Do it!”
  4. They’re putting me in that baby prison again? Better wake up!
  5. I’m in a public place…better scream for no reason
  6. I’m so exhausted. Better scream instead of just going to sleep
  7. That Daddy guy’s trying to rock me to sleep again. Better punch him in the adam’s apple!
  8. I’m not supposed to touch this! Better touch it!
  9. “Nap” must be those big people’s word for “Party!”
  10. This sucky thing’s great. I’m just gonna be a dick and throw it on the ground even though I like it. Bow down to me, big people!
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